I heard the #WhiteHouseResident make some absurd claim last week, and this is what immediately sprung to mind. Hope you find this as funny as I do!

Windmills cause cancer = My taxes are the biggest ever, like really really big, because I’m super rich because I’m really very smart. They say I’m a stable genius. Everybody says it. My taxes are so big you can’t lift them. And if you can’t lift them, you can’t see them. You can’t lift them. I can lift them, but you can’t. And they crashed the IRS computers because the numbers are so big! In fact, you’ve never seen so many nines. People always say zeroes, but 9 is bigger. Anyone who says zeroes is a loser. I have 9s. No collusion!!